Adam and Eve

This story is entirely fictitious and should not be taken seriously.

At the beginning of time, God created the first humans. The male, Adam, and the woman, Eve.

At first, God decided that the male reproductive system would be a sacred asset to humankind, and designed the testicles, the important organ which produced sperm to be well protected inside a man’s body. Just like how he designed Eve, the ovaries, which produced human eggs, was well hidden inside a women’s body.

God designed the male to be a stronger gender, with stronger physical traits than woman. He would be in charge of labour and protecting the woman, while the woman’s role was to give birth to offspring.

Adam, his first male, began to find out his superior physical traits. He was way better at farming, having more stamina to do heavy lifting and being able to lift heavier weights than Eve. Eve, on the other hand, struggled with labour, realising that she could not perform as well as Adam on the fields, and became jealous of him. Adam could easily harvest his own food, while Eve had to put in a lot of hard work to assist him, only to get a small portion of the crops in return.

Over the centuries, Adam slowly became cocky and proud of his physical superiority. He made Eve do more of the hard labour, while he skived under his shelter, taking a nap whenever he could. When Eve was too worn out from work, Adam would atrociously hit and abuse Eve and force her to continue working.

Eve had no choice but to obey Adam. She was very afraid that Adam would hurt her, and she felt inferior to him, as she could not perform the tasks that he could.

Over the years, Eve hid her anger and frustration on Adam, and channeled her grievances to her work on the farm, hoping one day she would be better than Adam. She would work extra hard, putting in long hours, usually until she collapsed from exhaustion. However, she could never become as strong as Adam, nor stop Adam from abusing her.

One day, Eve had enough of her plight. She went to look for God, hoping to look for some answers about what was wrong with her.

God was very concerned about Eve, and listened patiently to her about her relationship with Adam and how she was always weaker than him.

God made male the stronger sex, in order to protect the female and perform physical labour and hardships for survival of humankind. This has obviously gotten out of hand, as it seems that the male advantage was too big, as woman should have safeguards in case such problems arise in future generations.

God summoned Adam before him. ‘Adam, you are the one I designed to be stronger, so you can protect woman and survive for humanity, but instead you have turned against one of your own’, God said. Adam was unapologetic, too foolish to be remorseful of his actions.

With anger, God brought upon punishment to Adam, and consequently to all male offspring of humankind. He shot out a bright beam of light from his hands into Adam’s groin. Adam collapsed to his knees from pain as the light entered his body. His kneecaps sunk into the soft ground, his thighs fillimg with a numbing sore, rendering him unable to stand, clutching his groin with both of his hands in agony, in attempt to block the ray of light with no avail.

He felt a sick feeling emerge from his lower abdomen. God reached into Adam’s body and descended two oval shaped organs into a bag of skin on his groin. Those organs were his sperm-making testicles, which originally belonged inside his body. He also attached billions of nerves and pain receptors around those balls, causing Adam to scream out in extreme pain as gravity first began to have effect on those testicles.

Adam had never felt such pain before. This pain, too, was not like any other pain he had experienced. He had broken his arm and legs in accidents in the farm, those were extremely painful. But this, the pain seemed to spread into his stomach and his legs, causing them to twitch and unresponsive to his will to stand. He curled up, rolling on the floor in agony. ‘God, what have you done to me?’, Adam cried.

‘Male was too strong a gender. This is a safeguard from destroying the mankind I built and your punishment’, God said. God then sent Adam back onto Earth. Unknown to Adam, God said something to Eve before he left. ‘Eve, I punished the male gender to have exposed testicles. They are extremely sensitive but crucial for making future offspring. You are to use them wisely.’

Eve was confused at first, after Adam suddenly disappeared earlier in the day and suddenly returned. She also did not expect God to talk to her in person.

Eve went to look for Adam at his accomodation. When she arrived, she was absolutely terrified. Adam looked like he was being tortured, sobbing quietly in pain on the floor. Eve also noticed something different about Adam. Before he disappeared, he only had a penis at his crotch area. Now, he had this weird saggy pouch of skin below his penis. Adam seemed to keep caressing it delicately, as if those things were causing him a whole lot of pain.

Concerned, Eve knelt down beside Adam. ‘Adam, are you okay? Let me take a look at whats causing you pain,’ Eve said as she cupped her hands over his scrotum. Adam yelled out in pain. This is the weirdest feeling ever, Eve thought. She definitely felt two ball-like things rolling around in his scrotum.

‘Are these causing you pain?’ Eve said, giving Adam’s newly given left testicle a tight squeeze between her right thumb and index finger. Out of a sudden, Adam screamed in a very high pitch and his legs flailed helplessly, until Eve let go of his testicle.

‘Stop, God made me these and the pain from them is killing me’, Adam told Eve with tears rolling down his face. ‘Alright, I think you should have a rest, let me help you to your bed, I’ll see you tomorrow okay?’ Eve comforted Adam. She helped him to his bed and let him rest for the night.

It was very soon that sunrise came again on the very next day, and the chickens made their wakeup call. Eve wokeup with a smell of fresh air, refreshed and ready to harvest the crops for the day. She washed herself and prepared for a long day of work.

Surprisingly, when she went to the field, Adam was already there, sweating buckets, working under the glaring hot sun. He seemed perfectly fine today, as Eve thought about what happened yesterday night. It was so strange, she had never seen Adam in such misery before, let alone cry. Today, he looked as if nothing happened.

She went up to check on him. ‘Erm Adam, are yoy feeling okay today?’

‘Shut up bitch, go and harvest the rest of the fields today, im going to rest’ Adam snapped angrily at Eve. Yesterday night had been the most embarassing moment of his entire life. He had never cried, or felt overwhelmed by pain. He always thought that males should be the strong sex and should always be. He wasn’t going to let Eve think that he was weak by showing his dominance.

Eve was slightly taken aback by Adam. He sounded very energetic after what happened last night. However, she was overly fed up with Adam’s behaviour already. Why hasn’t God done anything about him?

She suddenly raised a thought about what had happened last night. It was strange indeed, Adam appeared to have a bag of skin under his penis which seemed to be hannging and drooped towards the ground. She looked at Adam now and couldn’t help but observe those new wrinkly hanging organs. She could clearly see the outline of his two testicles, each shaped perfectly like an oval marble, one strangely hanging lower than the other.

This new pair of testicles seemed to be a bit of discomfort to Adam, as they swung around between his legs when he walked around the farm. Eve harboured an evil idea, ‘if they really cause so much pain, why not I use it to my advantage’, she thought. She really had enough of Adam and his nonsense, along him bullying her constantly.

All the pent up anger really sent Eve in a foolish rage. She walked up to Adam, and raised her knees in a quick motion, pushing her hard kneecaps into Adam’s testicles. Those poor testicles were forced upwards, crushing themselves into Adam’s pelvic bone. Eve felt the cool skin of Adam’s scrotum, as his dangly orbs were squished into Adam’s groin. Eve went as deep as she could, raising her knees as high as possible, flattening Adam’s family jewels. As she recovered from her knee, she grabbed Adam’s shoulder with both her hands, maintaining a rock stable position as she raised her legs for a second knee in a split second.

This time, the feeling of rigidness of Adam’s testicles seemed to be decreased. She gave Adam a third final knee, totally crushing Adam’s testicles with merciless force.

It was only at the final knee that Adam actually comprehended what just happened. He just stood there like a fool in shock while Eve obliterated his nuts. It was too confusing and he had too little time to react.

It was a very torturous few seconds for Adam. The first knee, he felt Eve’s kneecaps slam against his groin. Ever since he was created, he lived with no testicles and had no problems hitting them by accident. But now, things were completely different. He almost forgot he just got a new pair of testicles yesterday. It was already too late for Adam.

The second knee, Eve grabbed his shoulders. Adam at first was confused what for, but unfortunately realised it too late as the knee came twice as hard as the first one.

Finally the third knee. Wham! His testicles slammed against his pelvic bone, drooping back down as gravity took effect, tugging hard along his testicular cords.

It was only after everything that the pain started creeping in. A fire felt like it was exploding in each of his testes. The fire slowly spread to his stomach, and his legs as he grabbed his scrotum, as if that would have blocked her knees if only he was fast enough, and collapsed into a heap into the ground helplessly, howling in pain. This definitely felt worse than last night.

Adam rolled vigorously around the floor, clutching at his throbbing balls and crying. His world came crashing down on him. He couldn’t do anything, couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe. He vommitted as his stomach churned with a thousand butterdlies.

Eve looked at Adam in awe. She had never expected this kind of response. Adam was totally disabled, helpless, crying like a baby on the floor. For the first time in her lifetime, she felt power over a superior gender. She smiled as Adam continued thrashing on the floor for over half an hour before his screams finally started to fade.

2 Weeks Later

Things have been really awkward for Adam these few days. He would try to avoid Eve whenever he saw her, as he was afraid of her, which of course he would never admit to protect his ego. He examined his testicles, learning more about this new organ that he had received. It was his punishment from God, and it was only right for him to accept it. He started to reflect on himself during this period, how he as a male had to protect the woman, not abuse them. He finally began to accept this fact for the benefit of humankind.

Eve on the other hand, was actually feeling vengeful. She felt that Adam had to be punished further, as Adam had been abusing her for centuries, what effect of one day of testicle kneeing have on Adam? Eve, disobeying God’s order on seeing the testicles as a sacred family jewel only to be attacked when necessary, started creating schemes to hurt Adam as much as possible.

She planned on various ways to make Adam’s life horrible. She thought of the different ways that she could strike Adam in the balls. She recalled that kneeing works perfectly, as it had successfully brought Adam down two weeks ago. She trained herself over the next few weeks, pretending to be kneeing, kicking, slapping, grabbing, squeezing Adam’s balls, whatever she could imagine. She also experimented with tools, using a stick she had found to simulate swinging up and smashing Adam’s poor testicles from behind when he is unaware, taking him by surprise.

Eve decided to spring this plan into action as soon as possible, to make Adam submissive to her, to proclaim that females are the better sex.

One day, as Adam was walking along the wooden buildings, Eve jumped out from cover in an ambush, dealing one swift knee into Adam’s ballsack.

‘Fuck, not again’, as he collapsed into the ground, unable to stand. This pain was all too familiar. He clutched his scrotum, trying to compose himself. ‘Damn, Eve seemed to have gotten a lot stronger’ he thought. His vision blurred for a second, almost passing out as Eve’s strong foot after weeks of secret training and practice slammed into his exposed and vulnerable testicles while he was on the floor, unguarded. He howled and rolled onto his stomach, his legs closed in to his head.

Eve, satisfied that the plan was going smoothly, knelt down beside Adam. She used her arms pry open Adam’s closed legs, which were trying to protect the throbbing and painful organs. She placed her hands on each testicle, with the thumb and index finger to squeeze while using each palm as support, making sure the testicles don’t slide out of her grip. With all her might, she started squeezing.

Adam was horrified. He couldn’t even muster his voice to beg Eve to stop. The harder she squeezed, the more Adam’s vision started to fade, as if she was squeezing the life out of his body. His eyes became bloodshot and wide, he started sweating profusely, and his legs trembled like never before. Finally, Eve gave one final hard squeeze into each of Adam’s testicle and he passed out.

Eve felt overwhelmed by Adam’s reaction. She realised that she overdid it. She could make Adam to be in a whole lot of pain by kneeing or kicking him in the balls, or just a very light squeeze, but the adrenaline rush in the spur of a moment overcame her rationality, by going all the way to squeeze his nuts for a whole 2 minutes, causing him to pass out. His testicles felt like grapes, they were actually quite firm, and she wondered if they could ever be popped.

At this moment, the sky suddenly turned dark and a flash of lightning struck the building they were. Eve lost consciousness and woke up before God.

‘Eve, you have now disobeyed me. I told you that a man’s testicles were a sacred organ, and to only use it moderately! However, you have gone overboard and risked the extinction of humanity.’ God told Eve. Eve now realised the grave situation she was in.

She tried pleading for forgiveness ‘God, the feeling of dominance over a male consumed me, I will accept my punishment but please know that I was foolish, and never will do it again.’ Eve begged.

God shot a beam of light through his hands into Eve’s chest. She felt each side of her chest enlarge, into breasts. Her chest instantly felt heavier as gravity made her boobs sag downwards. She struggled to reclaim her balance. Surprisingly, she felt no pain whatsoever with the new addition to her body. She thanked God for his mercy and returned back to her lodging.

Days later, Adam and Eve met again on the fields. They tried to avoid eye contact as Eve approached him to apologise for what she did to his testicles the other day. They still looked swollen, and Eve could tell that Adam was wincing whenever he took a step as his balls kept hitting the side of his inner thighs.

‘Adam, I’m sorry for doing that to you the other day. It was foolish of me and I was punished’, she said.

Adam clearly knew what she was talking about. He couldn’t stop staring at her large set of breasts, with beautiful nipples poking out of each boob. He started getting a little aroused as his penis started to erect. Unfortunately, as this penis erected, his balls became more exposed and vulnerable.

Eve saw his reaction and was absolutely disgusted. This was the first time she had seen Adam’s penis erect, she didn’t know it could do that. She felt extremely uncomfortable, with Adam staring at her breasts and all.

‘Adam, please stop’ Eve pleaded to Adam. Adam did not hear her. He was too fixated on her boobs as he stepped forward and grabbed her boobs with his bands. They felt so soft, so beautiful. It was a tingling feeling in his penis he never felt before. He could feel his heart starting to beat faster.

Eve felt Adam’s hand on his boob and felt too uncomfortable. He warned him to stop but he didn’t. On instinct, her right hand reached below his waist and found their way to its familiar target, his testicles. She grabbed both of them this time into her right palm, and gave a little warning squeeze, careful not to hurt him.

Adam winced and yelped a little, as he felt her warm hands grip onto his testicles. His mind froze with fear. On one hand, he wanted to touch Eve’s breasts but she wasn’t going to let him. On the other, he was risking his testes again and falling into a world of pain. He could barely think things through when Eve started squeezing longer, being more serious now.

Adam felt as the air was being squeezed out of his lungs, his legs giving way the longer she squeezed. He stubbornly refused to remove his hands off her breasts as he tried to enjoy the bittersweet moment as much as he could.

Eve had the final straw when she released her grip on Adam’s balls which Adam mistakenly thought was the end of the ordeal.

Adam was also getting very frustrated. ‘Why can’t I touch your breasts?’ as he angrily punched Eve’s left boob, his fist sinking into her soft body. It was at this time too that Eve’s knees slammed into Adam’s balls with all her might, almost with enough strength to lift him in the air.

Both Adam and Eve got their breaths took out of them. Eve suddenly felt this pain in her left chest that had never occurred before, it made her nauseous and threw up. She collapsed onto the floor, grabbing her breasts and crying in pain. Adam, on the other hand, was more fortunate, Eve’s knee hit his thigh, narrowly missing the bulls eye, his two low hanging testicles, causing a slight bruise to appear, but nothing more.

Adam watched as Eve started coughing and tearing up in pain, as he said ‘I guess we’ re even genders now huh’, Adam remarked. ‘I… Guess’ Eve wheezed.

Adam, satisfied with this outcome, of both genders having their strengths and weaknesses, walked away as he contemplated how his future offsprings would deal with each other, and maintain harmony between both male and female.

It was a few yards away from his lodging when Eve crept up behind him for a final revenge, and kicked her foot ever so hard upwards in between Adam’s legs from behind, striking at a different angle than before. It managed to hit all the pain receptors near the sperm cords, as her foot slammed his balls into his pelvis so hard. Adam looked down and could only see her foot in front of him between his legs, striking his already bruises testicle, crushing both of them flat as his legs slowly lost strength, his vision blurred and he lost his consciousness, as well as both of his testicles.

Humankind had made itself extinct.